I must say, fall is certainly in the air, and I hope you are all wearing warm stuff when the cold front comes in!
Now I know all of you…eh most of you…alright maybe none of you, have wondered were in the world could this Wizard has gone to? Well, you see, it is a rather long story…but before I start, I should introduce myself again, it has been too long, and I think it would be best to show the new readers as to who I am.
My names is Wizard Max. I am formally know as The Friendly Wizard. You see, I am Wizard that loves to create thing and thus, I have titled this: Maxim’s Spell Book of Creations. I usually share my ideas with everyone on here…well, the adventures or misfortunes that I end up having, depending on how you look at it. If you are interested to know more about me…best way to do that is to 1. Read the top of this post ( I know it is rather long) or 2. just keep up with it. You can always come here and read some of my adventures over the week, though I must admit, I am a tad bit busy. I hope you will enjoy my misfur–eh adventures. Thank you everyone for reading and enjoying my stuff!
Now that is out of the way, I suspect you are eager to know about my adventures.
Well, it all started like this, after the fire elemental, I was summoned by the Council Of Penny. Yes I know, it is rather a strange name, I assure you, they are not actually responsible for some sort of copper piece of circle. You see, this kingdom they represent was started by the Queen Penny. Yes her last name was Penny. So that is how they got the name.
Back to what I was saying…I was summoned to investigate as to how to improved The University Of Magic And Matter. This was exciting to be part of, since, I in fact, have not studied magic formally. Being recognized by the Arch-Mage of that University was equal to be be getting a castle. Well…for Wizards anyway. By the way, I will explain later the different between Wizard and a Mage. People need to know, I get called Mage all the time. I am not a Mage! I will explain that in the next post perhaps. I grabbed my Magic Sack, and left for my ship that was awaiting at the shores.
Now I know what you are asking. Would it not be better to summon a dragon to ride on? Or a carpet? For the last time, I am WIZARD, NOT A MAGE! We can’t just summon things at of thin air. Magic does not work like that. Anyway, I get to my ship on time and everything, I get on…and BOOM! Out of thin air, a Necromancer appears! I thought I was getting delirious! But no, there he was! Not only that, but he demanded to take over the ship! Great! Just Great! Not only do we have a Necromancer, but now we have Necromancer Pirate? Yes, indeed, for a short time, I was kidnapped by these guys…
I fought them with everything I had! Unfortunate I was teleported to a strange realm. The realm was made out of strange puzzles that I had to solve. I encountered a Quizzical Goblin. Yes, this Goblin was there to test me. Should have I answered 3 out of 5 questions wrong, I would be burned, or turned into a chair! One of the questions was, What is Nothing? Now I know this seems like a simple question to answer, but I assure you, it was not. You see, I started the argument that the existence of nothing is something. The Goblin laughed and asked what? That is preposterous! Long story short, I told him to think of two spheres. One sphere is filled with slimedogs. (Goblins love slimedogs) The second sphere has nothing. You see, in the first sphere we have something, he laughed and said well of course! I went on… but the second sphere is still a sphere. Making it something. He thought about it…and thought about it…then thought more about it…scratched his head…then his scraggly beard…then he finely gave up. He opened up the portal and now I am back. It seems that the time has passed a lot faster then it did in the realm!
Now I have to still find my ship, no doubt that they have decorated it. In fact, I would like some help from you readers! I memory is not as good as I would like it to be, and I would like someones help in remembering what it looked like.
I will give you the details as to what I can remember, but you are going to have to draw up the thing yourself.
What I do remember is a white ship with gold trim all around the sides. It had two sails and a big wing fan on the back.
I am most sure that it also had dark wood for the floor, you are going to have to pardon me, I don’t remember what sort of wood it was. I hope you can help. I do need it back, it was a special ship to me. While you are all doing that, I am going to have to write up a big apology letter to the Council. Explaining my long unfortunate absence.
(I want to establish a small competition, I would like someone to design a Necromancer Pirate ship! There is no set time that this needs to be turned in by. We will just have a vote based on how many likes we have for the ships. I would like to have 10 likes. I hope to see some of you trying to make the ship, it would be most fun!)
Thank you for reading, without all of your likes and comments, I don’t think I would have had as much fun as I do. You guys are great!