Salutatioins again my good wizards.
I felt really bad about leaving you empty handed, so I decided to show you my, creation, not so much as a creature, more of a statue of me, an elegant one!
Ofcorse I also got tired of creating just creatures, so I wanted to creat something that is not living, I hope.
So here it is…
Now I know what you are thinking, (who in the world makes a statue of themselves?)
I will asure you that I am not a selfish as you think I am, well I hope not.
Also you might want to know that this statue hovers, so that is why you do not see legs. And also becaue when I made them, they walked out on me. I know, I know, I was frustrated as much as you are right now. The story goes like this, I wanted a different pose to see what one I would like best, so I casted the “alive and kicking” spell, unfortunately the spell back fired and they became a lot more alive and a lot more kicking then I wanted them to.
You should have seen my expression when they walked out. How dare they walk out on me? I just about grabbed the news paper and smaked the legs, but they ran. Since then I could not find them, unfortunately.
Who knew that rocks have there own minds?
Now we can not say the phrase “dumb as a rock” becauce now we know that rocks are actually intelligent.
(walking out on me like that, mumbles mumbles)
Thank you for reading.