Steffers Geodamo Siphoning Center For Painting And Stuff

A fine piece, the urban theme is recurrent nowadays - however I see that you have a happy approach toward the nature’s wrath before our useless efforts to craft even more mechanisms to improve our travel speeds while diminishing the time we have for ourselves on this capitalist, comtemporary formulae of a society.

I’d see it hanging on the walls of any open-minded gallery, probably next to a Banksy.

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The Radiant Entertainment should open an Art Museum for all these beautiful paintings. Then, we would make PROFIT! WE’D BE RAKIN’ IN THE DOUGH I TELL YA, RAKIN’!

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Gonna need something bigger than a rake if these go up!

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A bigger rake? They can get pretty big you know.

But we’d lose our moral high ground of being so counter-cultural and able to critique capitalism.

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lifted almost directly from our brochure:

The Steoffers Geodamo Center For Painting And Stuff Guide To Riches


  1. start goofy internet thread

  2. post goofy pictures

  3. discuss said pictures using goofy, over-the-top, highly (pseudo) intellectual dialogue

  4. make eleventy-billion dollars

  5. break the internetz

  6. retire

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Instructions unclear; accidentally became internet famous. Please advise.

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-Signed,
All web artists who have ever existed

@Geoffers747, we could “persuade” some volatile Middle Eastern Countries to have a sudden “unexpected” Communist Revolution (installing @LordNevs as a puppet ruler) and then critique communism.

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@SteveAdamo the list is almost flawless - see @RepeatPan for an example of a flaw.

Unfortunately we haven’t a contingency plan yet so stay seated until we have a solution!

We tried that in '79, might be worth another go I suppose.

But communism isn’t fun to critique as we all exist in a utopian state where we have been awoken from our false consciousness.

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It’s almost ironical that you forgot to add the irony of our ironic observations!

Oh my gosh, the Iranian Revolution was made just so art critiques could critique something other than communism??! Blown Away

No sorry, I was referring to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

The Iranian Revolution was a miscalculation on @SteveAdamo’s part. I guess they really didn’t want to listen to that experimental funkjazz you’d been working on.

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What? You two are the orchestrators of mankind? Some unseeing Illuminati? Gosh, that’s kind of creepy…

How do you accept membership?

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go to bed good sir… you’re causing my family to think im even more bizarre, as i sit here cackling at the laptop…

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It’s for the best if I do, it is 2 am after all.

A grumpy Geoffers isn’t a friendly Geoffers, and his paint drawings take a turn for the worse. Or better. Who knows?

Night all!

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dont i know it…

and for the record, it was funk-adelic-jazz that they didnt care for… hmmmph

I got a rock…

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I made the official poster for “Steffers Geodamo’s Center For Painting And Stuff!”, and it only took me a few short minutes, so you should feel extra glad about this one!

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That, my friend, is what we call a “Brony Magnet”.

It sure is. I decided to draw the most childlike thing, and well, that is what I came up with.

It’s 3:20 AM here and I suddenly had an epiphany.

The resulting work is this fine image of an army of white seals surrounding an arena where two polar bears fight and one of them uses a branch as a weapon.
All the seals closed their eyes before the final blow. Epic!

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