Steffers Geodamo Siphoning Center For Painting And Stuff

We will raise and slay the vile liars :angry: We will throw them out as punishment for their sinsā€¦

And take over the processes our self?

You are WELCOME to take over building the building functionality at any time, in any mod of your choice! :wink:

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NO if i need to do stuff like that i need to learn a lot first. Every time i try to make changes in the RPGMaker games i play from people i end up killing most of the NPCā€™s O_o
######I donā€™t really know why. I think they are planning to attack me ā€¦ help

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Donā€™t worry guys Iā€™m on it.

We want Stonehearth to be a text based adventure game right? Right?

Good. Expect it sometime in 2045.

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pff, as if that was difficult. tetris could do that thirty years ago, right? stack a block on another block? whatā€™s so hard about that? minecraft can do it too, and they only use sixteen colors. sixteen colors!!! itā€™s also completely old and you have a new engine so why isnā€™t this a possibility yet? itā€™s all just bits when we get down to it, so how hard can it be to add 1 and 1 and get 2?

If it was for me, anyway, the building process would be different. There would be this big cannon that you filled with the materials and the finished building would just fall down from the sky, maybe with a parachute or something. Itā€™s basically kind of Space Invaders meets Crazy Chicken meets Big Things That Fall From The Sky Simulator 2010. It would be much easier to code, it would have explosions and big bangs and could probably be directed by Michael Bay, which would mean it would sell like mad (but probably get mediocre reviews).

i mean who uses scaffolding nowadays anyway when we have elevators and cranes right? who even has such a roof, it doesnt even have solar panels. that is not environmental friendly!!!


And hereby, ladies and gentlemen, I open the official ā€œLiteratureā€ wing of the center.

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Thank you my friend, if it where not for you, I would not be here.
Now, as Iā€™ve been off adventuring with the rest of the universe, I feel itā€™s time for me toā€¦ Show up again, To annoy this particular part of the universe the only way I know howā€¦
LONG SPEECHES!
Thank you for the introduction, me.
Iā€™ve gone though most of the art posted so far on the Soul Siphoning Center and I have to say, I want it back please, These artworks are all amazing, and they pull at the heart strings. I have never seen so much dedication to the love of art. So much raw passion for expression. You my friends, if I may be allowed to call such masters of the craft my friends, Have changed the fate of the universe with your resoundingly deep artwork, I congratulate you.

I just realized, i make my big comeback speech in a necro post.

Iā€¦ I think iā€™m just going to sob and wait for people to comeā€¦

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Hey @Smith,

Havenā€™t seen you in a while. Welcome back. :clock830:

Havenā€™t seen this Thread in a while too . . .

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I can stop crying now! Hi epic, I was poking around discourse again as stonehearth is interesting me more now, and I saw this: Chat bubble, with a blue ā€œ10ā€ next to it, the majority with really old ones, but this one was the one I didnā€™t remember seeing, and I came, looked, as saw, Then posted, deciding that i wanted to be a part of it again, then realized that no one is here right not because itā€™s 1:33 AM EST and everyone is asleep.

Well, itā€™s 10:36 PM PST over here , so yeah. :waxing_crescent_moon: :

Anyway, a lot a has changed and a lot has stayed the same while you were gone. :notebook_with_decorative_cover:

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I just posed this on the Dwarf Fortress thread a few seconds ago, but it fits here, so well.

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And here is my latest Art. BEHOLD!! Epicness itself!!!

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a solar system map I pieced together in Gimp

My own personal emblem and flag

a quick sketch of a character for a DnD game that i hope to get around to playing eventually
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the uniform of the Guides from the defunct secret map game
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Flag rough copy made for said secret mapgame again.

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thanks for all your continued interest in the center folksā€¦ we recently became ineligible for additional grant money, but @Geoffers747 has been looking into ā€œalternative financing solutionsā€ā€¦

#Pray4Him
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A quick check into the Siphoning Centerā€™s balances [no, I didnā€™t steal all its money, why are you looking at me like that] has shown that it is ineligible for grants due to low attendenceā€¦ Specifically, 0 people. This is a major concern, both for the Center and for the future of art itself. The Centerā€™s buildings are outdated. We need new, modern buildings if the Center is to get back on its feet. I believe I have enough of a feel for modern architecture to get the job done. Do you want to see my portfolio?
This piece is called ā€œWaveform Mergedā€, and it showcases my principle of engineering as art quite well. Its very shape is symbolic of the human experience, of having to choose new paths as lanes open and close, and staying out of the way as others make the same decision.

I donā€™t know why, but cities keep rejecting this model. They keep saying that it lowers traffic efficiency and doesnā€™t look able to hold weight. This last claim is completely false. Structural integrity tests with the completed version prove that it can hold almost 20 pounds before the glue becomes undone. Of course itā€™ll hold cars!

[please hire me]
[I promise to make sure both sides of future things line up without having to bend one]

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i feel like a guy who just stumbled upon a party, that has long since been over, and is unsure whether to be sad or happy that he totally missed the partyā€¦ :neutral_face:

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The whole forum is like that to me. Iā€™ve been around since pre-Alpha 2, but I still find things I missedā€¦

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Then bring it back!

My attempt failed, as I stated earlier somewhere on this Discourse The government had to get involved
but I do encourage you to try!

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Portfolio Submissions for the Summer '15 season of the Siphoning Center are currently open! For each piece, please include a brief* written statement about your imminent influence on the future of human artistic endeavor.

*10 to 10,000,000 words welcome

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My work, indeed, is paramount to understanding human culture as a whole. Of course, one must be able to understand a subject deeply before it can be understood as a whole. I spent years traveling to understand each small part of human culture. First I studied the intricacies of h. Then I reveled in the complexities of u. M was too big of a subject for even a greatly constructed mind such as mine to understand at once, so I continually looked at the form of nā€™s. I and a just clicked together, and I did not want to move on; but I had to study the form of n once again. I went on a cruise so I could fully understand the c. At that time I met a u guru, whose literature has been quite influential in my later works. It took me some time and deep reflection on the human subconscious pop-culture hivemind, but eventually, I went to L. I went to England to search for experts on t. Their work has cemented the foundation of my works. I am sure my works will form the foundations of many further literary deconstructions of human nature that may not just bring humanity to an even deeper understanding of our culture, but may also influence said culture. I searched again for the u master, and together we were able to undercover all there was to know about u. But we had to part ways, and I found myself alone again. R and e were especially easy, though still too difficult for the less artistically-minded; during my extended period of solitude, I was able to contemplate the meanings of language itself. I realized that our alphabet and words were completely arbitrary, and none of what I had done was necessary to understand human culture, although perhaps it was necessary to understand that it wasnā€™t necessary in order to get a deeper understanding of human culture and society as necessitated by society. But, as I have said before, language is completely arbitrary, and daslfjsdlkfhosdkfhlksdjflksdjfklsjdfkjsd dskljflksdjfksdjf hwfolkdfj sldkfjsdjlsd jwoiejfmd jiwefnkdsj woiwekldsj dsjflksdfkjwoiew jdskljfoiw wjioefjoisd woefjoksj weoirul aasdf woefj sdkjfoj jfoaje sdfjojw.

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Soā€¦ I was finally breathing some fresh air after long, crazy months of uninterrupted madness (no, I was not in jail) and thought, among other similar things, ā€œomg, I must play Stonehearth again!ā€

Well, I canā€™t play it right now, so the following thought was something like ā€œOmg, does the center lives?ā€ and then I came hereā€¦ I read the whole topic again, from top to bottomā€¦ and with tears on my eyes Iā€™ve witnessed its downfall, long ago, a while after I was goneā€¦ It happened over the last months but it felt soā€¦ actual and painful :frowning: I felt like Matthew Mcconaughey on Interstellar, when he sees all the videos from his kids growing up after the water planet andā€¦ ahem I digress.

Anywayā€¦ huhā€¦ hereā€™s an old - really, really old. Seriously. Likeā€¦ I donā€™t know. Somewhere between 2003-2005. Itā€™s aā€¦ ermmā€¦ dachshundā€¦ parachuting. Whatever.

andā€¦ uhmā€¦ hopefully Iā€™m back :smile:

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