Is there some sort of thread created for the sole purpose of helping those who suffer from Discourse Obsession Disorder?
I think this is/was this thread.
Guys I think I need serious support/help I canāt do anything productive in the game of in real life I canāt do my homework without checking the discourse 20+ times and I donāt like doing anything else except for the discourse. HELP ME!!!
After years of research, I have come to a conclusion. There is no escaping the discourse to the outside world. There is no escape.
There is no outside world.
There is only Discourse.
the way i quickly dwindle the number down is viewing the closed topics first
i always get slightly terrified when the discourse falls silentā¦
Everyone is playing the game
The time of the Silence is needed to forestall the coming of prophecy. For when the discourse falls silent one remains to move about it, quietly merging and sorting the Discourse. For if ever the Discourse grows too large or too complicated the devs shall fall into despair and the coming of the time of Vacation shall be upon us. In those dread days the updates shall flee from the discourse and the players shall be left alone and desolate with nothing but the modders to console them until the time of the coconut scented beach themed update that shall herald in a new era of Hearthia.
so it has been foretoldā¦
for some reason 8 unread threads seems more daunting than 100ā¦
@8BitCrab have you finished the map game threads yet?
if i were truly join those, and not just skim over them every once in awhile, i would have no hope of escaping the addiction of the discourseā¦
gobble gobble
(Obscure reference, but someone should get it)
Yes, fortunately for you the map games are no longer public, meaning only the turn summaries will contribute to the ever growing list of unread threads.
@SteveAdamo do I get a title for spending as much time on the discourse as you? Iām ranked third for active users (behind both mods) and I have spent a solid 30 days online, just like you.
Youāve got to admit, thatās dedication.
meh⦠iāll mull it overā¦
@Dwalus nice title! (Mines a little outdated⦠@SteveAdamo will we ever re:re: bring back writers workshop? Or is there just a thread Iāve missed?)
Thank you @SteveAdamo!
yes sir⦠I know I sound like a broken record, but weāll eventually settle into more regular writing competitionsā¦