Looking for some funny annecdotes


#1

Just day to day life stuff. For example

“This one time at uni…”

“In the office me and my buddy one day decided…”

ECT ECT


#2

Okay, I’ll start!

This one time at uni I went to my lecture.

In the office me and my buddy one day decided to do work.

Edit: Apologies, it’s late, it seemed funnier in my head. A lot funnier …


#3

One day I tricked @Smith that I filled his house with TNT and Magically created Iron out of nothing


#4

Cough Anecdotes Cough


#5

alright, heres one that highlights my short term memory.
Little bit of backstory. I have a pencil on my person 99% of the time. It’s very useful. I also always check to make sure I don’t lose it (I have had my current one for ~3 years).
So I’m at my computer, and I decide to start my work. But wait, wheres my pencil? Didn’t I have it a minute ago?
Panic sets in. I don’t have any more, plus I really like this one.
Start patting down my pockets, checking under books, move my computer and chair around, shake out blanket.
It’s been a few minutes, and I am FRUSTRATED. It was a good pencil, and I don’t want to spend another ten minutes looking for it. I open my mouth to let out a scream of rage -

THE PENCIL FALLS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

This has happened multiple times since then, worst of all when I forgot in the time it took me to type a message on Skype.


#6

One day, I logged into the forums and found a thread, and decided to consume space on it
the end n.n


#7

Let’s see… today trees started spewing wood over the vacuum edge of the world map. All the little people who lived in the world freaked out because *wood! Wood is the lynchpin of existence!!! Without wood, *they cried, how will I make CHAIRS??? Little did they know that in a few seconds, a null pointer exception would end the universe as they knew, it, forever.

…Working on this game is giving me a really strange perspective on the Old Testament.


#8

I once attacked my dad with a plastic golf club at the age of four. The irony is he was a Australian army signals officer in his late 20’s. Trained to kill people so on so on. In the end he was lying on a couch with a bag of peas saying that as soon as his headache was gone he was taking away the golf club.

I sat in the corner Cradling the club though. Admiring its beauty…
but yeah he took it away


#9

A Cthulhu in the Hand is worth Two in the Bush


#10

This made me laugh more than it probably should have. Congratulations.


#11

Will it become Legend? : D
Like Stonehearth Lore or something? : DDD


#12

hahaha…GET OFF MY LAWN!!! (per the Mystical Steve) @SteveAdamo I LOL’d for several minutes after reading that!!


#13

if only to be a fly on the wall at dinnertime with your hubby… :smile:

yes well… much like a fine wine, old age has ripened my humor…

ok, seriously… im not that old… :stuck_out_tongue:

in fact, i believe @Tom and i are the same age… but i’ll let those who’ve been paying attention deduce that one…


#14

Unless I miss my mark, I would guess that you are probably younger than I am. Tom and Tony look from the Livestreams to be probably early to mid-30’s, maybe even younger, but it’s hard to say from a relatively low-res webcam.


#15

well, im not spilling our secret (its avon)… its between us gals! :smile:

edit: sorry, last derailment!


#16

But Steve
Your a guy…right?
…everything I have ever known was a lie

Story time: this one time I thought Steve was a guy


#17

Don’t worry Steve!
You’re still Old to Us! < 3


#18

I consider everyone on the internet as neither guy nor girl, makes stuff easier … and less dangerous.

Oh and if someone says she’s a girl in an MMO you better be careful !


#19

If it looks like a girl, and acts like a girl, then it’s likely a dude


#20

@PyreStarite
Wise words of wisdom