Welcome one and all to THE FUNHOUSE! I had a very gloomy day to day so I thought to start this topic so as to lighten up everyone’s mood. Now I know what you are thinking:
“What’s @Newf up to this time?, the crazy dog has barely told me what this topic is about!”
Well my good man, woman or miscellaneous on this topic we shall tell and discuss (There is no avoiding discussion shivers) jokes. I shall start:
There’s an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman. They’re being chased by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In comes the copper and see’s these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to the first one and kicks it. The English man shout out, “Woof Woof”, and the copper thinking it’s just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second sack. The Scotsman yells out, “Me-ow me-ow”, he leaves this one as well thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the Irish man yells out… “Potatoes Potatoes…!”
Now your turn!