Forum Game: If you were a


#1

In my newest forum game, “If you were a…,” you finish the previous “if you were a” and make a new one. Example:

…then I would fall off a cliff because you smell so bad.
If you were a spaceship…

…then I would fly into space, and then crash into you.
If you were a cow…

Etc.

I’ll start us off:

If you were the Earth…


#2

… Then i would join the Mars One mission.
If you were a Time lord…


#3

Then I would cause a Time Paradox and make the Universe explode.

If you were a Moderator . . .


#4

… I’d ban ALL the users.

If you were Donald Trump…


#5

I’d buy Microsoft

If you were a PC . . .


#6

i’d wish I were a Mac?

sorry, too easy

if you were 7’ tall…


#7

I could play a troll in LARP.
if you were irish…


#8

I would be a Leprechaun!

If you were @Newf . . .


#9

… I’d SQUIRREL!!!

If you were @DinoD123


#10

…I would become extinct.

If you were an Admin…


#11

you would be dead sexah… achievement get!

if you were one of Charlie’s Angels…


#12

…I’d wish I was a devil

If you were a towel…


#13

Oh god why have you wished this fate on me!

if you were @Tom


#14

Darn, I was hoping for a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference. :frowning:


#15

Opportunity Lost.



#16

How do I reply…

If I was a…


#17

I’d tell people to stop being racist…

glares… :frowning:


#18

I would have full control over you guys life.

If you were a vorgon…


#19

A Vorgon? I don’t know what that is but if I was a vegan I’d commit suicide (Mmm tasty Beef)

If you were a Frenchman/woman…


#20

You mean Vogon? Vorgons are extinct.