In my newest forum game, “If you were a…,” you finish the previous “if you were a” and make a new one. Example:
…then I would fall off a cliff because you smell so bad.
If you were a spaceship…
…then I would fly into space, and then crash into you.
If you were a cow…
Etc.
I’ll start us off:
If you were the Earth…
… Then i would join the Mars One mission.
If you were a Time lord…
Then I would cause a Time Paradox and make the Universe explode.
If you were a Moderator . . .
… I’d ban ALL the users.
If you were Donald Trump…
I’d buy Microsoft
If you were a PC . . .
i’d wish I were a Mac?
sorry, too easy
if you were 7’ tall…
I could play a troll in LARP.
if you were irish…
…I would become extinct.
If you were an Admin…
you would be dead sexah… achievement get!
if you were one of Charlie’s Angels…
…I’d wish I was a devil
If you were a towel…
Darn, I was hoping for a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference. 
Opportunity Lost.
How do I reply…
If I was a…
I’d tell people to stop being racist…
glares… 
I would have full control over you guys life.
If you were a vorgon…
A Vorgon? I don’t know what that is but if I was a vegan I’d commit suicide (Mmm tasty Beef)
If you were a Frenchman/woman…
You mean Vogon? Vorgons are extinct.