In my newest forum game, “If you were a…,” you finish the previous “if you were a” and make a new one. Example:
…then I would fall off a cliff because you smell so bad.
If you were a spaceship…
…then I would fly into space, and then crash into you.
If you were a cow…
Etc.
I’ll start us off:
If you were the Earth…
… Then i would join the Mars One mission.
If you were a Time lord…
Then I would cause a Time Paradox and make the Universe explode.
If you were a Moderator . . .
… I’d ban ALL the users.
If you were Donald Trump…
I’d buy Microsoft
If you were a PC . . .
i’d wish I were a Mac?
sorry, too easy
if you were 7’ tall…
I could play a troll in LARP.
if you were irish…
I would be a Leprechaun!
If you were @Newf . . .
… I’d SQUIRREL!!!
If you were @DinoD123…
…I would become extinct.
If you were an Admin…
you would be dead sexah… achievement get!
if you were one of Charlie’s Angels…
…I’d wish I was a devil
If you were a towel…
Oh god why have you wished this fate on me!
if you were @Tom
Darn, I was hoping for a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference. 
Opportunity Lost.
How do I reply…
If I was a…
I’d tell people to stop being racist…
glares… 
I would have full control over you guys life.
If you were a vorgon…
A Vorgon? I don’t know what that is but if I was a vegan I’d commit suicide (Mmm tasty Beef)
If you were a Frenchman/woman…
You mean Vogon? Vorgons are extinct.