I just wanted to share this with you guys.
The chief was hanging out in my village(have no idea how he got there) currently talking with the campfire goblins. .
Yesterday Erde Deathfist goblin camp was attacked and destroyed by an horde of undead leaving no one alive.
Erde Deathfist recently started diplomacy with our town by demanding one mean bead and a writing desk, when the camp was attacked he was at a local taven with most of his bodyguards when he was supposed to meet the mayor Vio Cooroda, he never showed up.
With most of his bodyguard at the tavern he left the village to its fate knowing thatit would be attacked by the undead. A goblin that wish to be a anonymous said the following:
"He said that he was a green fighting macheen and we belived him. His only job is to protect us, wich he failed at. Now we are all refugess siting around a fire pit made of skulls! This is truly a disgracce.
And this isn’t the only problem, the refugges unable to get any food has resorted to stealing from Slake town. This has lead to hate towards the goblins.
A local footman said the following:
"We have had more thiefs then usual but we catch them, the goblins tried to threaten us when they had the advantage and they still are. The chieftian needs to be eliminated.
Another anonymous goblin said the following.
“Well off corse we stel from you hummies, I myself like shiny things that you have.”
The goblin and human realationship has never been good and is getting worse and might turn into a full scale war that we can’t win.
General Balgruff has stated that they have an extreme numberical advantage and there just isn’t enough footmen to handle it.
When we tried getting a comment from Erde Deathfist we were blocked by his bodyguards and unable to reach him.
Will the 9999999999999991 goblin-human war begin and can we win. Stay tuned for future news at the Slake town papper
This is supposed to be something funny.
Any similaritys with a real world issue is coincidental and should be treated as such.