ok folks, here we are… the third and final round! 
this time, we’re only asking for votes on submissions that have made it through the first two rounds… we’ve worked up a final selection process, so please vote for all of your favorites! 
i’ll be creating separate posts for each of the finalists, and will update this post when voting can begin… i’ll also toss up a quick discussion for this round…
stay tuned!
edit: ok, all submissions are in, so let the voting commence… and good luck to all our finalists!! 
edit #2: i’ve removed the category for now, so the thread can remain perched atop the Discourse for a bit… yeah, i can do that… it’s a thing!
edit #3: this round will run through Friday afternoon, when we’ll announce the winning submissions!
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Lovable Rogue, on crafting completion (of a chair)
One for the stockpile, and one for the black market! Who knew there was such a demand for illicit wooden chairs?
9 Likes
Hopeless Optimist, Awaking after sleeping on the ground
I’m sure they’re working on getting us beds, right? It probably just takes time. I mean they can’t be doing this to us on purpose…right?
8 Likes
Loveable Rogue, Upon Picking Berries
I should really stop trying to sneak these berries into my pockets. If I keep it up somebody might notice the large purple stains in my pants.
9 Likes
Hopeless Optimist, upon waking
You guys I had the best dream. It was about a benevolent being, who watches and guides our every action.
3 Likes
Diligent Sweetheart, collecting wool
I kind of feel bad about shearing all the poor sheep here, but their fluffy coats WERE starting to become a threat to my own cuteness level…
6 Likes
Insufferable Academic on starting a new job
Ha! This is what an education brings! A Job! In your face! They called me nerd, they called me geek; well looks who’s laughing now!
8 Likes
Insufferable Academic, Chopping Trees
I cannot help but feel the necessity to mention the alarming rate at which we are deforesting the entire region… What? No, of course I’m not trying to avoid lumber duties!
10 Likes
Lovable Rogue, Berry picking
Collect berries? I’m going to HOARD berries! If an endless supply of jelly doesn’t spell ‘delicious’, I don’t know what does.
2 Likes
Beleaguered Leader, on first contact with the Dwarves
We’ve made a little contact with the Dwarves. Here’s hoping he only takes up a pint-sized amount of my time.
4 Likes
Hopeless Optimist, when the goblin faction invades/is spotted
Oh! Goblins! I wonder if they’re bringing any cake…
5 Likes
Lovable Rogue, on Promotion
Wait no - no no no! I am not ready to settle down like that! Take it back, please?
8 Likes
Psychopathic Misanthrope, on promotion to carpenter.
A saw! They’re giving me a saw! For making chairs, tables, doors and… I wonder if it can cut through bone…
8 Likes
Hopeless Optimist, Gathering Berries
Ow, these branches are so sharp! Well, never mind. I’ll just get some more plasters. It probably makes me look cool with all these bandages, like a mummy or something. Although on a separate note I do feel rather light-headed…
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Insufferable Academic, When sleeping on ground
Maybe if I rotate 30 degrees I’ll be more comfortable…
6 Likes
Psychopathic Misanthrope, upon completion of a structure.
Wait, if I can’t burn it down what was the point of building it?
11 Likes
Hopeless Optimist, when starving:
Oh, great! Another day without food… That’s exactly that little push I needed for starting my diet!
11 Likes
Psychopathic Misanthrope, upon eating berries.
Aaah the berries are even more delicious when I imagine how they tremble in fear on my plate and when they see my gigantic hand they scream and squeal. Haha - I gonna eat you all! Cower before my hand!
6 Likes
Insufferable Academic, Promotion to Carpenter
Hmph, I would be the only one here that knows how to use a saw.
6 Likes