[FINALS] Writer’s Workshop: Team Radiant Edition!


#1

ok folks, here we are… the third and final round! :+1:

this time, we’re only asking for votes on submissions that have made it through the first two rounds… we’ve worked up a final selection process, so please vote for all of your favorites! :smile:

i’ll be creating separate posts for each of the finalists, and will update this post when voting can begin… i’ll also toss up a quick discussion for this round…

stay tuned!

edit: ok, all submissions are in, so let the voting commence… and good luck to all our finalists!! :clap:

edit #2: i’ve removed the category for now, so the thread can remain perched atop the Discourse for a bit… yeah, i can do that… it’s a thing!

edit #3: this round will run through Friday afternoon, when we’ll announce the winning submissions!


[FINALS] Writer’s Workshop: Team Radiant Edition! [Discussion]
#2

Lovable Rogue, on crafting completion (of a chair)

One for the stockpile, and one for the black market! Who knew there was such a demand for illicit wooden chairs?


#3

Hopeless Optimist, Awaking after sleeping on the ground

I’m sure they’re working on getting us beds, right? It probably just takes time. I mean they can’t be doing this to us on purpose…right?


#4

Beleaguered Leader

I am beginning to think that my citizens are not under my control. That an outside force is controlling them…


#5

Loveable Rogue, Upon Picking Berries

I should really stop trying to sneak these berries into my pockets. If I keep it up somebody might notice the large purple stains in my pants.


#6

Hopeless Optimist, upon waking

You guys I had the best dream. It was about a benevolent being, who watches and guides our every action.


#8

Diligent Sweetheart, collecting wool

I kind of feel bad about shearing all the poor sheep here, but their fluffy coats WERE starting to become a threat to my own cuteness level…


#9

Insufferable Academic on starting a new job

Ha! This is what an education brings! A Job! In your face! They called me nerd, they called me geek; well looks who’s laughing now!


#10

Insufferable Academic, Chopping Trees

I cannot help but feel the necessity to mention the alarming rate at which we are deforesting the entire region… What? No, of course I’m not trying to avoid lumber duties!


#11

Lovable Rogue, Berry picking

Collect berries? I’m going to HOARD berries! If an endless supply of jelly doesn’t spell ‘delicious’, I don’t know what does.


#12

Beleaguered Leader, on first contact with the Dwarves

We’ve made a little contact with the Dwarves. Here’s hoping he only takes up a pint-sized amount of my time.


#13

Hopeless Optimist, when the goblin faction invades/is spotted

Oh! Goblins! I wonder if they’re bringing any cake…


#14

Lovable Rogue, on Promotion

Wait no - no no no! I am not ready to settle down like that! Take it back, please?


#15

Psychopathic Misanthrope, on promotion to carpenter.

A saw! They’re giving me a saw! For making chairs, tables, doors and… I wonder if it can cut through bone…


#16

Hopeless Optimist, Gathering Berries

Ow, these branches are so sharp! Well, never mind. I’ll just get some more plasters. It probably makes me look cool with all these bandages, like a mummy or something. Although on a separate note I do feel rather light-headed…


#17

Insufferable Academic, When sleeping on ground

Maybe if I rotate 30 degrees I’ll be more comfortable…


#18

Psychopathic Misanthrope, upon completion of a structure.

Wait, if I can’t burn it down what was the point of building it?


#19

Hopeless Optimist, when starving:

Oh, great! Another day without food… That’s exactly that little push I needed for starting my diet!


#20

Psychopathic Misanthrope, upon eating berries.

Aaah the berries are even more delicious when I imagine how they tremble in fear on my plate and when they see my gigantic hand they scream and squeal. Haha - I gonna eat you all! Cower before my hand!


#21

Insufferable Academic, Promotion to Carpenter

Hmph, I would be the only one here that knows how to use a saw.