(speaking of mistakes, time to let the Benefactor out again!)
!!! ATTEMPT #3 !!!
“Well, now that we have all those silly little technical difficulties out of the way…who’s ready for another try at this?”
“Look at that adorable poster boy. Doesn’t he look excited? Why can’t you all be excited like he is, hmm?”
“Oh, don’t worry about having to be around other Hearthlings, sweetie; you’ll be chasing after animals in no time!”
“As long as you can hear when there’s trouble coming, Marc~”
“See, everyone, Ishi is excited! Why can’t you- what do you mean, “he’s always excited”?”
“Dr. Love! Excellent to see you joining- call you David? Alright, David! Pack your kit!”
“Why, Kai, you look quite different. Done something with your hair, perhaps? Oh you shapeshifters, I never can keep up!”*
*Kai is named and modeled (both male and female versions) after a shapeshifter I’m playing in an ongoing tabletop PnP campaign.
“Tigre, dear! Happy to have you join us, your craftsmanship is- why, how rude, walking away like that…”
“You can patrol all by yourself, Buddian, no worries so long as you alert everyone when there’s danger!”
“Is that everyone? Excellent! To your new home!”
“Oooo, now doesn’t this look like an interesting spot?”
“AH! Perfect! And there were a full three bunny statues spotted in the area! How wonderful!”
(Psst; it worked, @BrunoSupremo! Thank you!)
- Rock piles
Kai, start with the woodworking. And, uh…where did you get those shoulderpads…? I issued the pendants, but not…oh, whatever, get to work!
And you, Ky Tenn, start putting out some traps!
Last but certainly not least, can’t forget the super secret awesome tunneling project!
Alright! Off to work with all of you!