Greetings! I bring a message from the fantabulous settlement of Pillockville! We pillocks that occupy this town are not necessarily stupid, but have performed some questionable acts, mainly against goblinkind. I shall sing you the ballad of our little village…
As our small band of adventurers reached the destination of choice for settlement, we noticed something quite peculiar… An idol! Surely this must be worshiped!
This idol did not seem sizable enough to worship properly. So we built a bigger one! Surely the gods are impressed by such a feat of masonry!
There was a large body of water nearby, so we decided to make use of it by building a moat around Pillockville, oh what a marvelous idea!
The moat wasn’t grand enough, so we made a two story waterborne cafe to crown it. (not taller than the idol, of course)
As the grand moat begins to fill, everything in the world seems to be moving in slow motion! Isn’t that quite odd.
The small rodent befriended by the trapper seems to be eternally hungry. May we pray that he finds the acorn some day…
We appear to have a problem on our hands involving the local denizens.
Our pillock-goblin ambassadors create diplomatic relations as the rest of us dig a trench around the camp. The green ones aren’t going anywhere. We plan to stage an attack in the next few days.
The attack was a failure, some goblins got into the village, and it was a mess. I dare not read the gripe journal.
Despite our best efforts, both of our footmen have died before defeating the goblins. They died while truly honoring the Pillock name. Let their souls rest in peace
That’s all for now! Let me know what you think, I’ll also take suggestions on things to do in the village, buildings, etc.