Destroy the Tower! [Forum Game]

I, @Heilari, summon 1337 Dwarf children to make beer for the defenders.

I @Gorkiork, summon a clan of beavers to create a defensive moat around the tower

I @Vince5754, Summons a huge Treasure filled Cave to lure the dragon away from the battle. (Remember, Dragons love them some treasure!)

I, @Newf, Lead an elite contingent of Elves into the battle to deal the final blow to the tower’s crumbling foundations

I, @Gridnick summon korea’s Kim Jong Un to summon fifty secret nukes to attack the tower and destroy it

I,@naturalnuke,summon a Premium Elven Munitions Shop to distract the elves (and maybe coin some elven money off them.) This will also resupply them

I, @Newf, summon THE DEBUFF HAMMER!!! (Debuffs everything it touches. This is meant to counter @Gridnick’s WAY too OP Nukes)

I, @phoriist, summon whatever-it’s-necessary to repair the tower.


Also, @Swift_Cube, there is a second (!) time one of the attackers did two actions in a day… Just look :frowning:

you only get 1 :angry:

I, @ManOfRet, summon a Tomcannon siege weapon to be used to damage the tower daily. It is relatively weak, but it has very long range and attacks daily. (I was thinking something like 5 damage a day, minus the Defend debuffs?)

I, @Beastmaster summon a less OP golem that can die to attack the tower XD!

Smokestacks
Attacker

I @Smokestacks summon an army of considerably incompetent dwarves to ‘defend’ the tower, allowing them access to tools such as boiling acid.

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I @derek_webs summon Duke Nukem riding a tricycle to smash the beavers

Class: defender
claymanr

I, @claymanr, summon the Alpha Stonehearth builders to defend the tower. They are buggy so build slowly, but make good walls.

Class: Attacker

EpicDwarf

I summon an army of Dwarves to tunnel underneath the tower’s walls and cause a siege.

Another day wanes… so, what happened?

@jollins summoned a washing machine to clean the coffee from the shirt. It works, and the butler has a shiny new shirt.

@CableX17 summoned a small army of slightly incompetent ninja bunnies to defend the tower. -0% Damage to attackers.

@Wildcat summoned a suicidal engineer to construct various machines to explode the tower. -30 HP due to explosions, +15 due to the Industrial Revolution effect. but he gets eaten by the dragon before he gets to kill himself. (What’s your deal with suicidal stuff? :stuck_out_tongue:) -45 Damage

@Rathius summoned a grubby peasant mob wielding sacks to defend the tower. -50% Potency to attacks.

@Heilari summons 1337 Dwarf children to make beer for the defenders. They get sniped by the elven archers.

@Gorkiork, remember to sign up. I won’t count this one.

@Vince5754 summoned a seductive cave to lure the dragon away. The dragon cannot be used tomorrow.

@Newf led a elite elf troop to do battle with the tower. -30 HP

@Gridnick summoned North Korea’s Supreme Leader to fire several Nuclear Missiles to the tower. Unfortunately, they were all made of cardboard.

@naturalnuke distracted the elves with his luxurious Elven Munitions Shoppe Ltd. The attack is delayed for a day, but doubles in intensity.

@Newf, remember, only 1 action a day. You can remember this by: An action a day keeps Swift_Cube away.

@phoriist summoned the elven architect again and he repairs the tower. +50 HP

@ManOfRet summoned a Tomcannon (I see what you did there) siege weapon, which attacks the tower daily at a rate of 10 Damage Per day. Tomcannon: 50/50 HP

@Beastmaster summoned a less OP golem that can die. It does -10 HP before getting sniped by the elves.

@Smokestacks summoned a army of incompetent dwarves (Are there any other type? :stuck_out_tongue:) do “defend” the tower, with tools like boiling acid. They get a little thirsty, and were later to be found with holes in their throats. Let’s just say… it wasn’t pretty.

@derek_webs, please remember to sign up.

@claymanr summon a few Alpha wallbuilders. They make a derp wall, occasionally helping or hurting defense. Derp Wall: 30/30

@EpicDwarf summoned a army of dwarves to tunnel underneath the Tower’s walls. They forgot to set up a support, and cause a landslide. The dwarves are squished, but it still does some damage to the tower. -10 HP

So, let’s tally up the damage:

-0 HP, via incompetent bunnies.

-30 HP, via suicidal engineer (The grubby peasant thing undoes the Industrial Revolution effect)

+50 HP, via the elven architect

-10 HP, via to the Tomcannon

-10 HP, via the golem

-10 HP, via the dwarven landslide

So, all-in-all:

Total Tower HP: 50/400
Day 7

I, @Beastmaster summon a small group of digger dwarfs to tunnel below the tower and attack from below!

I, @ManOfRet, summon a swarm of bees, which freak out the Alpha workers, causing them to randomly run into things in the tower, including the other architects/workers/etc!

I, @Newf, summon my Basilisk to attack the tower from above!

This is a ship from Novus Aeterno, They only have a few more hours left on Kickstarter! Please help them out if you can!!!

I, @Gridnick summon ghengis khan with elephats to destroy the tower