I, @claymanr, summon a diamondium planetary shield (futurama) to protect from newf’s ship
I, @GreenBard summon a jukebox to lift the mood of the defenders
I, @Rathius, summon a mage to cast Magic Missile at the darkness.
I, @EpicDwarf, summon an Enderdragon to attack the tower’s walls.
I, @phoriist, summon the second tower to continue the game.
I, @naturalnuke, re-summon John Doe (because he’s awesome) to phase into the tower and kill workers (like the elven architect)
I, @PDanford summon Jane Masters (formerly Doe) to hunt down John Doe for missing out on his alimony payments.
Rule 34 - and if you’re not careful it has consequences
I, @Heilari, summon an elite squad of Space Marines to defend the tower.
I, @LunarWolf, summon an elite squad of Space Monkeys to kamikaze their space ship into the Space Marines.
You do realize @LunarWolf that the resulting explosion would be more than enough to wipe out both defender and attacker forces and effectivly destroy both the tower and the very planet it stands on…
I, @Vince5754, Summon a battalion of Elite Dark Elves to assassinate the Elite Elven Archers defending the tower, they will proceed to attack any Elves that are summoned.
Yes, yes I do. Now stand back and watch it unfold in all it’s glory.
Fixed the sentence for you.
Just remembered didn’t someone make a shield to prevent my ship from doing stuff? So that would prevent your monkeys from getting to the ship and even if they were on the ship having the ship kamikaze into anything
Another day wanes… what were you guys up to?
@Beastmaster summoned a group of dwarves to dig below the tower. Unfortunately, they get lost, and get ambushed by a passing troop of elves.
@ManOfRet summoned a swarm of bees, which interfer with the Alpha Workers. The Derp Wall was destroyed in the process.
@Newf summoned a basilisk to attack the tower. It does -20 HP, divided by 2 because of the shield. -10 HP
@Gridnick summoned Genghis Khan’s army mounted with elephants to destroy the Tower. -10 HP
@GreenBard summoned a jukebox with raaaaaaad tunes to get the defenders a good vibe, maaaaaan! +40 HP
@claymanr summoned a diamondium planetary shield to protect the tower from the Basilisk. The basilisk’s damage has been halved.
@Rathius summoned a mage to cast a Magic Missile. He misses (due to the raaaaaad tunes) and it doesn’t do much.
@EpicDwarf summoned the Enderdragon to attack the Derp Wall, but it is already destroyed. The dragon looks around strangely, then warps back into the End.
@phoriist summoned a… second Tower. .000001/1 HP
@naturalnuke resummoned John Doe, however…
@PDanford summoned Jane Masters killed John Doe, and they have a fight that kills each other. The alimony payments were never paid in full
@Heilari summoned a elite squad of Space Marines. It does -10 Damage per one attack. 10/10 HP
@Vince5754 summoned a unit of Dark Elves that assassinate @CableX17’s elven archers. They die (Oh-no-you-didn’t!) and attack other elves that are summoned.
So, what happened?
-10 HP, via the Basilisk
-10 HP, via good ol’ Genghis
+40 HP, via the tunes
Concluding into…
+20 HP!
Tower HP: 80/400
Day 7
I, @Gridnick summon @Swift_Cube to destroy the tower finally with it not being able to heal
I, @ManOfRet, summon an old, crotchety lady with a purse to bash the tower’s walls in.
I,@Newf, Summon @Swift_Cube to attack the tower with the mighty sword of Death!