i’m guessing till he checks it again.
I @PDanford summon a dwarfen mason to repair and reinforce the tower.
I, @CableX17, summon an elven architect to undo the damage attempted by @PDanford’s clumsy dwarf mason…and add some balistaria’s for extra defense.
(What, are you trying to sabotage us???)
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@offtopic
Heh, two actions, one day? 
Back on topic:
I, @phoriist, summon a d20 healing dice, which is used to rebuild the Tower, improving its HP by d20*10 points
My mind controler summoned yesterday is still alive and he also turns randomly one of the attackers into the defenders.
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I @derek_webs summon an elf archer to snipe the most potent tower defender
I, @Rathius, summon a butler to serve coffee to all the defenders.
i, @jollins, summon an inconveniently placed rock
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Noting that it disappeared, I @GreenBard re-summon the crazy inventor
Another day passes! So, what did you guys do…
(BTW, the Imperial Army effect and the Industrial Revolution Effect cancel each other out 
)
@ManOfRet summoned the Industrial Revolution, making the area around the tower a bit more poopy. It causes acidic rain, making the tower’s stone a bit less dense. All attacks have 50% more potency.
@Wildcat summoned an oversized chicken, with a giraffe as its faithful steed. They charge into the tower, and after some furious biting and clawing, explode. Pop goes the chicken! -10 Damage, due to clawing, -20 Damage, due to exploding. -30 total, x2 due to pasty tower effect. -60 HP
@naturalnuke summoned a horde of flood. -10 HP, x2 because of Pasty Tower. -20 HP.
@EpicDwarf summoned Steve from Minecraft, which summons a few Endermen. The Endermen go slightly berserk and steal a few grass here and there, but nothing major happens. It begins to rain, and they die 
.
@Vince5754 summoned Herobrine’s cousin Partybrine. He eats some Tower, and kills Steve. -10 HP, x2 due to the Pasty Tower effect. -20 HP
@Prester ambushes some OP attackers.
@Beastmaster summoned an OP golem that apparently cannot die. @Prester’s dragon convinces him otherwise.
@PDanford summoned a ew Dwarven Mason to repair and reinforce the tower. The dwarven mason attempts to put a few eggs on the tower, then gets distracted and gets killed by the elite elven archers. -30 HP due to the clumsiness.
@CableX17 summons an elven architect. It repairs the damage done by the idiotic dwarf, and undoes the Industrial Revolution and Pasty Tower Effect, and restores 30 HP.
@phoriist does something I don’t really understand. +20 HP anyway.
@derek_webs summons an elf archer. However, the mind controller makes him join the elite elf archer squad.
@Rathius summons a butler to serve coffee to the defenders, however…
@jollins’s inconveniently placed rock trips him, spilling coffee all over his shirt.
@GreenBard re-summons the crazy inventor. He invents himself and they play Duck, Duck, Goose.
So, let’s total up the effects:
-60 HP, via the Mounted Chicken
-20 HP, via the Flood
-20 HP, via Partybrine
-30 HP, via the clumsy ew dwarf
+30 HP, via the elven architect
+20 HP, due to something I don’t get
Which totals… -80 HP!
Tower HP: 60/400
Okay then, good job! Let’s what you do the next day…
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I like that 
God dammit! i just cleaned that shirt.
i, @jollins, summon a washing machine/tumber dryer to clean the coffee stain…
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What brand? The brand always counts 
Daz of course. the worst thing is i dont even drink coffee… Who’s coffee did i spill!!! 
I dont think he meant you. I think he meant the butler tripped on the rock and spilled coffee all over his shirt. At least that is how I see it
damn… now i feel bad about it…
Oh well at least he will be nice and clean. ready to serve more coffee 
These were super funny:P.
I literally cheered when I read that. That’s my squad! YESS!!! Haha:)
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I, @CableX17, summon a small army of slightly incompetent ninja bunnies to defend the tower.
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Defender
i @Prester am using the dragons healing breath to repair parts of the tower
I, @Wildcat, summon an engineer to construct explosives and suicide bombs the tower.
I, @Rathius, summon a peasant mob wielding wet burlap sacks, to defend the tower.