Class: Defender
PDanford
I @PDanford, organize a poetry slam for Vogons, which try to read their poetry to as many attackers as possible.
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I, @Gridnick summon an army of yak cataphracts to charge the tower repeatedly untill everyone of them dies
Class: Defender
Prester
i @Prester, starting to summon a dragon for anti-air defense, need someone to help me summon
Class: Defender
Green Bard
I, @GreenBard summon a crazy inventor, who invents something to defend the tower every morning, and then destroys it in the evening
Class: Attacker
Vince5754
I, @Vince5754 , summon an evil Bio-Chemist who decides try out his new Flesh Eating Virus serum on Mer Burlyhands.
The day wanes⌠what happened in this monumental sunrise/sunset?
@LunarWolf summoned RadiantEntertainment to attack the tower. However, the tower is really far away from California, and they canât make it due to the travel costs.
@naturalnuke, summoned John Doe to ambush next defender. He waits⌠silently.
@ManOfRet, summoned a pit of sorrow to wallow in. He wallows successfully.
@DaniAngione summoned a steel-clad dwarven phalanx. However, the dwarves get lost, and start to argue amongst themselves. An elven troop of crossbow units ambush them, and they all die.
@Nestlebar summoned a wormhole to teleport the tower⌠3 centimeters.
@CableX17 summoned quicksand to defend the tower. 50% of enemy damage is removed.
@Heilari summoned @SteveAdamoâs children to defend the tower with pies made by @Geoffers747. The next defender will die from their cuteness.
@PyreStarite summoned a brigade of Sapper Mice to stealthily attack the tower, avoiding @SteveAdamoâs kids. -30 HP
@Rathius summoned a Succubus. However, it got confused, and didnât âdistractâ the mice.
@Wildcat summoned a sheep to jump over the fence, making the defenders sleepy. All effects are disabled âtomorrowâ.
@phoriist summoned a female Hitman to eliminate attackers. The sheep dies, along with its effect.
@Newf summoned a counter Hitman with amazing hair to Eliminate the female hitman! The female Hitman is ambushed, and the hitmen (and woman) both kill each other. The sheep escapes, unscathed.
@Magicpop summoned a Wall of Flesh to defend the tower. Wall of Flesh: 30/30 HP.
@jollins pays Honeydew to dig a moat. -50 Damage to the attacks. (The moat, combined with the quicksand, makes all attacks only 25% effective)
@DoomPriest summoned a magma smith to make the foundations of the tower into icky magma goo. It simultaneously destroys the Wall of Flesh, the moat, and the quicksand. However, the magma smith made a error and he is killed by the magma. The magma later hardens, and is turned into normal dirt.
@PDanford organized a poetry convention for Vogons. Fortunately, all the Vogonâs major intestines, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The Vogons die, and the poetry is not read.
@Gridnick summoned an army of yak cataphracts to charge the tower repeatedly untill everyone of them dies. -20 HP.
@Prester summoned a dragon for anti-air defense. It is not yet finished.
@GreenBard summoned a crazy inventor, who makes stuff in the day and destroy them in the night. Today, he makes a robotic Hannibal Lector, which eats one attacker.
@Vince5754 summons an evil Bio-Chemist who uses his flesh-eating virus on good olâ Mer Burlyhands. It works, and his effect is disabled.
So, the stats:
-30 HP, via the Mice Sappers.
-20 HP, via the yak cataphracts.
Which totals: -50 HP
Tower HP: 260/400 on the third da. Nice one, guys!
Yet another day startsâŚ
EDIT: I spent about 30 minutes on this monster of a post, you forum-ers better appreciate itâŚ
Or else.
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magma smith to opâŚ
i, jollins, summon a ethereal necromancer who to revive fallen comrades. It has no body and exists in another plain. Starts by reviving meh mason!
also my ditch digger is still alive so i guess he re-digs the moat?
I ,@Newf, Summon Jonathan Bane (Totalbiscuit) along with Jesse Cox to attack the Wall of Flesh
I @Vince5754 , Summon a legion of Pastry Mages to turn the Tower into Cake, thus making it more vulnerable to damage.
I @DoomPriest, summon a horde of hungry dwarves. Aiding @Vince5754âs legion of Pastry Mages to eat a part of the tower.
I, @phoriist, summon a mind controller, which turns random attacker/group of attackers into defenders and defends the tower.
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i have a feeling the DM has an agenda against dwarvesâŚ
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I, @Gridnick summon a full Qin army and a full Roman legion ( Qin armies have crossbows and chariots in them) and Mithridites joins in the second assault with an army of persian and alexander the greats descent with nomadic nations) and they all keep fighting till they all die
He does. He even killed my non-OP realistic dwarven phalanx with some pointy-eared gazelles that came hopping from nowhere.
I, @Ghost, Summon an Avatar (the last airbender) style earth bender to defend the tower.
I, @Heilari, summon Solaire of Astora to repair the tower with Jolly Cooperation.
I, @Newf, Lead the charge into the fray of the battle surrounding the towerâs base!
INTO THE FRAY I GO!
I, @CableX17, summon a small squad of elite elven archers to defend the tower
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I, @ManOfRet, summon the Great Firewall (the one from Civ, FYI) in order to both reduce tech stealing rates by 99% in the city in which it is constructed and also to shut down the internet in the tower, reducing Happiness and Tourism by 5 each.
Actually, never mind, Iâd rather just summon a trogre riding a pony to beat at the base of the tower and annoy the crap out of the towerâs residents with its constant screeching.