you say this to a chaos space marine fan.
I took you for a Space Wolves fan…With the Canine Avatar and everything…OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I UNLEASED???
I summon Dreadwing, the Penguin Pirate, the Scourge of the Galaxy to break blocks in his mighty UFO of Starbound-ness and attack the tower!
I summon reality. All attackers and defenders have to go out and get jobs and re-examine their lives. I have my own agenda.
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Penguins are birds, Birds eat mice, Your penguin eats @SteveAdamo’s Mice …
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I, @Vince5754, Summon Constructicon Devastator to attack the tower!
Nah man, Thousand Sons. All is Dust! and of course, Knowledge is Power!
FOR RUSS! FOR THE WOLFTIME!
I shall end your heresy in a Bath Of Blood and Steel
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I, @Rathius, summon the Die of Power, in defense of the tower!
…beware and cower, attackers of the hour…
I, @Dertian, summon the Totem of Randomness to apply a random buff or debuff to the Tower every day.
You pups are always so resistant to the changer of ways.
You say that with a Power Axe in your face Heretic!
It clearly states in Subparagraph VI, Section II:
“Thou shalt not question the reason for attacking or defending the Tower… this is not negotiable. Playing “Destroy the Tower” means that you comply with these conditions listed above.”
Otherwise…
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@SteveAdamo
@Geoffers747, I command you to represent me!
you are so represented… 
let no one challenge @Swift_Cube’s dominion here, lest they face… … … some, as yet unnamed, unspeakable horror…
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I know, I know, no reason is required. For all i know it guards your illicit material stash, and i really don’t want to question what you keep there.
You Thousand Suns are meek…
No, I just know when i don’t want to know in detail. If you want pure unadulterated knowledge, go ask a Mechanicus about how they make forks. They’ll prolly give you a ten hour instructional video.
First of all, Prolly is not a word. Secondly, That would be Folly
oh hey! this is a forum game…
ahem
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Class: Defender
Dragoken
I, @DragoKen summon Illidan (yes thats a capital i) from warcraft to lead the elves in defense of the tower
