That said, I ban each and every one of you, in a desperate struggle to be the winner despite not knowing the victory conditions
I hereby ban @Smokestacks for thinking that there’s still a game to be won, when, in fact, I already won it 614 posts ago.
I hereby ban @ManOfRet for thinking he has won this game. Everyone knows that I won the game because I am the creator of this thread and I can do whatever I want!
I ban @EpicDwarf for being evil
I ban @Newf for banning three people in one post!
I ban @Alfie for having an avatar which I can’t see what it is
I ban @Gridnick for not being able to see what my avatar is!
I ban @Alfie for not saying what his avatar is
My Avatar is an ‘A’. I ban @Gridnick for making me say what my avatar is!
I ban @Alfie for being lazy
I ban @Gridnick for banning @Alfie for being lazy when he started the discussion in the first place by not understanding what @Alfie’s avatar is.
'Avatar starts with A. I will shorten the word avatar to a. therefore, @Alfie’s username really is exactly A.'
I ban @EvanX3oooo for theorizing my name when actually, Alfie is my real name, and I use ‘A’ just because it’s the first letter.
I ban @Alfie for not understanding that my theory, in theory, had nothing to do with his username.
Cya in an hour!
I ban @EvanX3oooo for [Error code: 549183 please consult a moderator]
I hereby ban @Gridnick for thinking that this game has priority over our lives.
I hereby ban @Heilari for thinking this game doesn’t have priority over our lives
I hereby ban @Gridnick for blowing my mind.
I hereby ban @Heilari for not telling me how I blew his mind
I ban @EvanX3oooo in order to keep mention of ahem lavatory visits, to a minimum.