Diligent Sweetheart - after picking berries
“Ah berries, now i’m half way to a romantic evening. Where’s the weaver when you need them. I must have a picnic rug”
Edit: sooooo many typos
Hopeless Optimist upon waking
“You guys I had the best dream. It was about a benevolent being, who watches and guides our every action”.
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Psychopathic Misanthrope - chopping wood
“I hope someone walks past when I fell this tree. Exactly right there! Right there! Right there!”
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Psychopathic Misanthrope - chopping wood
“Shall I fell this trunk against the lean?”
submissions are now officially closed… i’ll tally points, and award copious amounts of money announce winners tomorrow… along with opening up round 2!
well done everyone! 
ok folks, voting will continue through tomorrow afternoon… lots of great material to choose from, so let’s get to it! 
and this time i’m deducting internet points, should you fail to cast a vote or two… 
looks menacingly at no one in particular, but then sorta-kinda at @Geoffers747
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