Toms best quotes library

“Cluck, Cluck, Cluck” - Tom 2015

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“Hmm. BuckBucks or BawkBawks? BawkBawk I think is just too on point. You read BuckBuck and say, ‘What does this mean? Oh.’ BawkBawk is just too… zing…” --Tom 2015

I’ve collected a lot from both Tuesday and today. Time for a… quote dump!

“Where’s my JSON? I have no JSON.”
“What do we do next? I could make more types of bread. But that doesn’t seem particularly interesting.”
“Because it is a fantasy world, and I can make my chickens look like whatever I want.”
“This is a free-range chicken, Zilla. No antibiotics in this chicken.”

“If you can’t hear me, reload the page. laughs” “Now run the Max!”
“What’s up, son? (as the chicken loaded into Max)” “My buckbuck is too high.”
“We’re going long! We’re going long!”

There. I can finally use my clipboard as intended again.

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" Knock on wood… Nothing in the office is made of wood." - Tom 2k15

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“We work on chickens, we just don’t call them chickens. Why is it confusing? I’m confused by your confusion!” Tom 08/2015
"Let’s do a slight duck. HA! Except it’s a chicken! Sorry… I really apologise for that" Tom 08/2015

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I’m just going to leave this here:

:wink:

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“Oh no… he dead… let me take another stab at this” - Tom 2015

“that looks pie like.” - Tom 2015

“oh, you want advice on how to start coding, uhhh… umm…” - Tom 2015

“so were just going to make this head a lot bigger” - Tom 2015

“i dont know if these ears are to dumbo or what, but were going to find out.” - Tom 2015

“you could be free, you could be free…” - Tom 2015 whilst speaking to a poyo

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How many times has @Tom made this face during streaming?

I swear, this is going to become a meme…

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No… he was just a boy… just a boy…" - Tom, 2015

We’ll never forget you red poyo

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“You’re just ready to be eaten, aren’t you? That’s hilarious.” -Tom, 2015

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Here’s the pic from the stream for the previous quote

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And I see that is also your profile pic?

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“Go wheel go! Go wheel go!” - Tom 2015
"Wow, that is dark. Looks kinda epic though." - Tom 2015
"One last question for tonight… and that will be from @coasterspaul" - Tom 2015
involuntary squee - @coasterspaul 2015

Did anybody manage to get the ham breakfast burrito quote down in full? We need that here!

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Oh man, the breakfast burrito thing was hilarious. The only thing I really remember from that in full was him saying

“I was disappointed the whole day because I missed out on a chance to get the really good sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast burrito.” Long pause “I don’t know why I started talking about that.”

Also,

“Oh man. I’m so saaaaad.” - Tom after something with the Cook’s quern went wrong.

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“Like, are we being accidentally evil? I don’t know.”

“What’s the plural of ‘Poyo’? …I think it’s ‘Poyo’. Look, they make sounds now! …Aw, this one’s dead.”

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“It’s all Greek to me.”

“It’s all guesswork, I guess.”

“Now we’ll bake in some shadows. Hah! bake…” (while adding detail to the new cook’s oven)

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“How many hearthlings does it take take to change a lightbulb? None. Because there are no lightbulbs in Stonehearth… Wow, that was really bad.” - Tom 2015 while reading my joke :cry:

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Tom used awesome particles

“Yeah… That’s pretty effective…”

Forge took 57 damage!

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“Free oil. Freel oil! It’s amazing!”
“Priorities. It’s all about priorities.”

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