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Close enough. I joined much earlier than many here who already have titles.

I dare say that this thread is outrageous at best. If everyone had a title, then what was a title worth? Having no title would be worth a lot and then, what then I ask?

Then people would go on and demand that their titles were taken so they can feel special again! And once there are no titles anymore, they will come back demanding a title again!

I hope that we, as a community, do not give in to such shenanigans and keep titles as they are: Valuable commendations to important members of the community.

*drops a paper bag next to Geodamo that would, in any movie, contain lots of money*

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But we are stupid so we shall do it anyway.

i havent scanned the entire thread… but i think the root problem is now resolved… yes?

my humor is undeniable

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No, Like a hydra we shall grow a new head! But seriously! WHAT ABOUT ME!!! I have been kissing your ass for ages getting nothing! Does puppy face and begs

What about me? When will I get back to my hot chocolate making days?

I thought I was a valued and important member of the community. :fearful:
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but i think the root problem is now resolved… yes?
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Awwwww yeah! See you later suckers!

I am entitled!

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@SteveAdamo It’s so shiney! Better than I could have ever imagined! :smiley:

I would like to thank the Academy, @SteveAdamo, @Geoffers747, my mom and the developers of Jaffa Cakes and Full House for this amazing recognition!

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you know what? i’m in a fairly good mood right now (even though work is trying its best to keep me down)…

i havent cleared this with @Geoffers747, but as my life partner, he’s obligated to agree with all decisions i make independently…

titles have been granted for @Newf and @Alfie… but thats it! :smile:

for today, at least

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So I’m @Geoffers747’s assistant too? Lucky him! :wink:

I do my best to make your moderating days that much more interesting :smile: [quote=“SteveAdamo, post:28, topic:5581”]
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Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn

Are there any stipulations with my contract? :frowning:

You sir deserve the chocolate heart of amazingness!

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wee i will give out cookies to everyone. Here take one:
@SteveAdamo: :cookie:
@Alfie: :cookie:
@Avairian: :cookie:
@RepeatPan: :cookie:
@Geoffers747: :cookie:
@Newf: :cookie: (don’t snif it for to long)
@others: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

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i didnt want to be greedy… plus, anything that inflates his ego makes him more likely to accept change…

and we all know, change is bad…

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… especially when it means the schedule is wrong.

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I appreciate a citizen who knows how to charm the aristocrats… I shall consider a recommendation.

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WOOHOO!!! I SNIFF STUFF!!! While my titles isn’t what I had hoped for it is better than nothing! Thanks @SteveAdamo and Thanks @Geoffers747!!! You have made my favourite forum Moderators list!!! I am extremely grateful as I can now look down upon all other peasants!!! Look at me. For I am superior and now you must call me Sir!!! (If you don’t have a title)

And yes, I have gone mad with power…Never give power to a dog, He will try to take over the world!

For your sake @SteveAdamo these titles better be temporary.

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but i don’t need titles because then my special non titled abilities would disappear. I just give away cookies

edit: here take one more: :cookie:

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But… I work for you now, right?

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Maybe I should take back my thank you to @Geoffers747 and give all the thanks to @SteveAdamo

In the worst case, I am afraid we will have to consider @SteveAdamo temporary… and all his actions, too. I have a few Italian… “friends” that could help us out if necessary.

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