Triple now. 
Nice one.
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Wish granted, but I speak in English with an Dwemer accent.
I wish that I could speak in my regular accent instead. I donât like this new accent.
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Wish granted, you donât have to speak in the Baske64 language. You didnât say Base64, but Baske64.â
I wish that I could speak normally.
Wish granted but your wish goes to me instead.
Take that 
I wish @EpicDwarf to have to speak in a new language each year of his life.
Wish not granted, because I repelled your wish.
I wish for the internet to explodez.
Wish granted but now you can no longer get Stonehearth.
I wish the internet did not explode, so I can download Stonehearth on the 30th.
Wish Granted but instead of the internet Your computer explodesâŚ
I wish that @ManOfRet had to become an Avian and Slaughter atleast 100 Glitch Civilians (Traders, Guards and any Glitch that attack you dont count) Also @ManOfRet has to speak Glitch for the rest of his life
Wish granted, but he starts licking everything uncontrollably (Similarly to Miley Cyrus).
I wish that THIS IS SPARTA!!
Intrigued. Why would a hard-hulled race like the Glitch morph into a soft-hulled race like the Avian?
Granted. Unfortunately, Avians cannot speak Glitch, so your request is a paradoxical one. Concieved. The only portion of your wish to manifest is the second part.
Desiring. I wish for every Avian within 800 parsecs of my planet to burst in flames.
Wish Granted but Glitch spontanaeously combust instead
I wish @ManOfRet wouldnât be so rascist towards Avians
Wish Granted but that Meme is so old your banned from the forums
I wish nobody will EVER use a meme on this forum again
Wish granted, but your name becomes a meme and no one could ever speak your name again.
I wish that everyone spoke L337Speak!
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Wish granted, but @Geoffers747 bans everyone for doing so.
I wish this backup would hurry up!
Wish granted, but you rushed it and now itâs all poopy.
I wish that I didnât have to peel several centimeters of skin off my armpits for every day that Stonehearth doesnât come out.
Wish not granted, because your wish is scary and disturbing.
I wish for @Swift_Cubeâs wish to not be scary and disturbing.
Wish granted, but now itâs too happy and nice, so it scares you and disturbs you again.
I wish for my host to update their updates section for Starbound Servers.
Wish granted, but I have no idea, therefore you get a cheesestick instead of your host to update. (whatever that means).
I wish I could find a decent map for mine craft for me and my friend to play.
Wish granted, but you get overrun by mobs on the first night.
I wish that I didnât spend so much time thinking for a wish.
Wish granted, but you then spend too much time thinking on how to corrupt the person aboveâs wish.
I wish.