Wish granted, and since you wished for nothing you die from not having any oxygen.
I wish @EpicDwarf did not die.
Wish granted, and since you wished for nothing you die from not having any oxygen.
I wish @EpicDwarf did not die.
Wish granted, but @ManOfRet dies instead.
I wish that I had extreme coding skills.
Wish granted, but the only reason you have extreme coding skills is you look up everything using google.
I wish I had a Diictodon feliceps has a pet.
Wish granted, but it ends up being a Diictodon Felineps instead (a common Diictodon housecat.)
I wish I werenât dead.
Wish granted, your a mindless, flesh eating, and slow moving zombie.
I wish @ManOfRet didnât eat @EpicDwarf.
Wish granted, but I ate the rest of his race.
I wish @LunarWolf would go back to being a wolf instead of a Diictodon feliceps.
Wish granted, he becomes a wolf and dies from a heart attack, and is resurrected as a Diictodon feliceps.
I wish @Dwalus would make a wish.
wish granted⌠but his wish is for this thread to be closed at the same time as the âbanâ forum game threadâŚ
i wish for someone else to concurâŚ
Wish granted, I think itâs a wonderful idea to close this down, but no one else will agree.
I wish to go skydiving.
Wish granted, but you meet your unfortunate end.
I wish @SteveAdamo didnât betray my loyalty to him!
Wish granted, but @Geoffers747 changes his mind again.
I wish to find a million real, not fake, dollars, that I never spend on anything.
Wish granted but they are the monopoly boardgame money
I wish somebody was on the starbound server
Wish granted, it crashes and a world wipe occurs.
I wish that Christmas would come earlier!
Now no one could corrupt an awesome wish like mine!
Wish granted, but Santa doesnât bring the present you wanted.
I wish for more fizzy Vimto!
Wish Granted but you get the far superior Coke drink instead
I wish I had magic pants
Wish granted but youâre allergic to them.
I wish that people did not consider Coke superior to Vimto. Vimto is the bomb.
Wish granted, but you canât wear it because your a dog, and dogs donât wear pants.
I wish that I was an admin of the Stonehearth Discourse Forum.
Wish granted but the Power of Coke defeats my wish granting powers
I wish @EpicDwarf did not just get Ninjaâd
Wish granted, but Vimto really is a bomb, and it explodes, killing you.
I wish @Alfie would realize that I ninjaâd him.