Make a wish! [Forum Game]

Wish granted, and since you wished for nothing you die from not having any oxygen.

I wish @EpicDwarf did not die.

Wish granted, but @ManOfRet dies instead.

I wish that I had extreme coding skills.

Wish granted, but the only reason you have extreme coding skills is you look up everything using google.

I wish I had a Diictodon feliceps has a pet.

Wish granted, but it ends up being a Diictodon Felineps instead (a common Diictodon housecat.)

I wish I weren’t dead.

Wish granted, your a mindless, flesh eating, and slow moving zombie.

I wish @ManOfRet didn’t eat @EpicDwarf.

Wish granted, but I ate the rest of his race.

I wish @LunarWolf would go back to being a wolf instead of a Diictodon feliceps.

Wish granted, he becomes a wolf and dies from a heart attack, and is resurrected as a Diictodon feliceps.

I wish @Dwalus would make a wish.

wish granted… but his wish is for this thread to be closed at the same time as the “ban” forum game thread…

i wish for someone else to concur…

Wish granted, I think it’s a wonderful idea to close this down, but no one else will agree.

I wish to go skydiving.

Wish granted, but you meet your unfortunate end.

I wish @SteveAdamo didn’t betray my loyalty to him!

Wish granted, but @Geoffers747 changes his mind again.

I wish to find a million real, not fake, dollars, that I never spend on anything.

Wish granted but they are the monopoly boardgame money

I wish somebody was on the starbound server

Wish granted, it crashes and a world wipe occurs.

I wish that Christmas would come earlier!

Now no one could corrupt an awesome wish like mine!

Wish granted, but Santa doesn’t bring the present you wanted. :frowning:

I wish for more fizzy Vimto!

Wish Granted but you get the far superior Coke drink instead

I wish I had magic pants

Wish granted but you’re allergic to them.

I wish that people did not consider Coke superior to Vimto. Vimto is the bomb.

Wish granted, but you can’t wear it because your a dog, and dogs don’t wear pants.

I wish that I was an admin of the Stonehearth Discourse Forum.

Wish granted but the Power of Coke defeats my wish granting powers

I wish @EpicDwarf did not just get Ninja’d

Wish granted, but Vimto really is a bomb, and it explodes, killing you.

I wish @Alfie would realize that I ninja’d him.