{Forum Game} The Person Above You is Your Partner in a Zombie Apocolypse

this part though everybody knows libraries are the best hiding places because:

“It is known that knowledge is power, and power is energy, and energy is matter, and matter is mass, and therefore large accumulations of knowledge distorts space and time”
-Terry Pratched

This gives us the possibility to jump from one library to another without leaving going outside :slight_smile:

EXACTLY!!! Using L-space we can teleport through time and space, BACK to the past and stop the Zombie apocalypse!

If @Newf was my Partner in a Zombie Apocalypse, I would lock him outside my house with the Zombies whenever he relieves himself on my floor.

I may not be Human anymore but I have not become that inhuman!

Didn’t you say you would go feral?

But not THAT feral. I would still wear my top hat and monocle and strut like a Princess’s pony.

Bull! You’ve always been a Dog!

Now you’re not even giving an effort to lie anymore.

I was turned into a dog by men in pointy hats…Or maybe I was a dog but was then given human thoughts and such! I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE!!! I have been like this for so long I cannot remember what it was like before! Maybe I am only a human thinking I am a dog! Or a Dog thinking I used to be human! Or a Dog with strangely good typing skills and an intellect never seen before in dogs! HOW DO I KNOW??? HOW CAN I TELL??? I AM SLOWLY DELVING INTO NEW AREAS OF MADNESS!!!

@Newf, should I call the Insane Asylum? You need some help.

I don’t think they accept dogs in top hats wearing monocles who strut like Princess’s ponies.

Should I call the Vet instead?

I don’t think Vets cover talking dogs.

Should I call Tesla to give you a talk? Gentleman to Gentledog.

Naturalnuke is my partner in a zombie apocalypse…

well… Nuke is in your name… do you have any nuclear weapons… we could kill ALLL the zombies. (and any unfortunate survivors residing in the same city as said zombies, they may have been infected)

Lots of guns and a decent knowledge of dangerous things you shouldn’t know, but sadly no uranium.

Or I’d work with you to cure it/fix it. Failing that, yeah I might. Depends how useful you were.

You, @claymanr would be a very bad partner, as one day, I’d find you ripping out my chest as a zombie.

If @DinoD123 was my partner in a zombie apocalypse I have two plans:

1.Hope he turns into a dinosaur and monch all the zombies

2.you guessed it…. DIG!!!

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But I might become a zombie dinosaur and eat you.

Look down

I DIG!

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