http://stonehearth.net/desktop-tuesday-crate-expectations/
Crates… finally. And it looks rad.
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He says don’t even think about putting Crates inside Crates but I would just love to see some sort of Easter Egg that happens if you do it.
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Well, I have just one thing to say.
That’s just crate.
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WOOHOO! landscape beautification … go! 
me feels all warm and tingly
edit: and they’re not just sexah looking, but add real value to the settlement! 
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As said by the great philosopher So-crates,
The unexamined crate is not worth moving.
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There is only one good, crates, and one evil, ignorance of crates.
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I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think about crates.
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To find your crate, think for your crate.
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Education is the kindling of a fire pit, not the filling of an empty crate. But crates are cool too.
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@not_owen_wilson, what have you doooonnne???
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agreed… and I think we’re all getting a little ahead of ourselves here, folks…
after all, its not what your crate can do for you… but what you can do for your crate!
winces
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I thought he said, "All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
At least, that’s what time-traveling in a futuristic telephone booth’s taught me…
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One word
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Astounding
Wondrous
Extraordinary
Spectacular
Overwhelming
Magnificent
Epic
sorry… i couldnt help it…
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This is so good, my stockpiles are getting crazy. I hope we get some storage options from the other crafters at some point. Like iron chests for our gold, that goblins can’t steal from as easily.
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As somebody who has been tortured with discrete mathematics at college, I don’t think that Russell applies here at all…
But the nightmares will surely come back now. The horror, the horror!
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Will the crates look visually different the more stuff we put in it?
So a gold pile that grows bigger, if you put more gold in it, can be created. I need one for my treasure room!
Why crates? Stuffing thousands of items into a little chest isn’t that cool or realistic. Why not make a wheel barrow or such a thing (does not have to be dragged by a horse!):
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More work. You need a bunch of animations for pushing a wheelbarrow around (forwards, up/down slopes, etc). For now, crates will probably suffice 
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Description for the crate:
“It’s great to crate space” pun pun pun pun pun
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So will this be checked baggage or carry on when we get zeppelins to fly around in?
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Does the crate the contains all the crates that don’t contain themselves, contain itself?
Yes, obviously. 
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Yay, crates! Glad they’re finally coming into the game!
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Does the crate that contains all the crates that don’t contain themselves contain itself?
At least, that’s the reading that makes sense to me.
Also, yay for recursive thinking!
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