If people are going to love these settlers and say, “Awwww… Look at them,” than people must care about them.
If you care about them than you want whats best for them.
In that case you want them to be happy. So they deserve basic rights.
I suggest that the settlers get an “unhappiness meter”. If the settlers are unhappy about where their boss got them, than they shall unionize!
The Settlers’ Rights Union (SRU) will make sure that the settlers are happy. If they aren’t. Lets just say you’ll figure it out pretty soon. We’re talking petitions, strikes, lawsuits, protests, marches, you name it.
With the SRU, cruel leaders (and nice leaders, lets face it settlers are nitpicky) will be me with uprisings. So unionize today, for a better tomorrow. You wouldn’t take away their rights would you?
I rest my case…