In this Forum Game, just state a rule preceding the rule. It can be as arbitrary and senseless as you want it to be (Glares at @SteveAdamo). Example:
Rule # -2
Don’t eat food.
Rule # -1
Yammy yammy.
Have fun, and don’t be too creative!
Rule #0: All further rules are to be approved by @RepeatPan.
Rule #1
Patient Number 583748 has escaped out of facility 483-A. Please attend to him immediately, lets he obtain a vessel that may access the internet.
I have no idea what you’re trying to say here, but I’ll give it a shot!
Rule #2: Escaped patients shall not be attended to.
My bureaucratic powers cannot be comprehended by mere Rets. 
Basically, Rule one goes to rule 2, and 3, and, 4, and 5… y’know.
Rule #3 … said escaped patients are to more fully explain the rules of this game…
This is an attempt to unleash the simmering frustrations of the people and make a pathetic grab for control in a forum dominated by evil, ruthle-
Sorry, sorry. I do want my ration cards this week…
I think I already won this thread, didn’t I?
That being said, all your rules have been denied.
Sigh
Let this NOT be a repeat of the Rehab thread…
EDIT: Aaaaand
Rule #4
This thread will not be dominated by power hungry dictators.
Rule #5: Rule #4 is hereby void.
I declare rule #5 (“Rule #4 is void”) as valid and therefore rule #4 (“no power hungry dictators”) as void.
There are no “power hungry dictators”. Democracy is the highest good in GLODEPERANT.
Rule #6: Rule #0 may not be changed, removed or altered in any way and will remain valid for the whole game and beyond.
Rule #7: No skipping rule numbers. (ehehehe Irony)
Rule #8: I declare rule #7 (“no number skipping”) as valid, will investigate into @ManOfRet’s motives further however. Expect to not see him around for a while.
Rule #9: Rule #0 (“All rules are to be approved by @RepeatPan”) is to be the first rule of all consequent forum games that resemble this type of game.
Good. I think I’ve secured my power made a good foundation so everyone can enjoy this game!
I think I need to lead a proletarian revolution again, ugh. It’s so messy.
Rule #10: Karl Marx cannot and has never been able to exist in this realm.
Rule number 11: You must always write out numbers.
Rule number 13: You don’t have to follow Rule 11 for prime numbers. Twelve is not prime.
Rule #14: When @Swift_Cube is correct (which he was just now), @DinoD123 must correct his grammar (which wasn’t correct).
Rule fifteen: No matter the correctness of the grammar, you must follow the rule, as long as it is understandable.
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(Each bar is 2%)