d3rp… apologies!
while i do have to spend at least 9 hours per day in full on “ego flaunt mode”, i must admit i completely missed this comment in the OP… i would blame work, or my age… or the fact that you forgot to put the seat down… again…
but i get the feeling we’re airing too much of our dirty laundry on the forums as it is…
i was pleasantly surprised myself! 
