Evolve: Big Alpha PC Giveaway - Open!


#1

I absolutely love this community, and there’s no better way to show my gratitude than to give back!

I’m back again to give out a single Evolve: Big Alpha PC key.

Requirements:

  • Must contain a joke
  • Cannot be a winner of a previous contest hosted by myself
  • First to meet requirements wins

Good luck!

On a completely different note, I love what Radiant has done to Stonehearth! It’s already a must-buy, even if there were no future updates, but can you imagine what it will be like when it’s finally complete?..


#2

I actually have a screenshot of this.

Sorry, couldn’t resist :slight_smile:


Edit: For the record no I’m not entering, it’s not really my kind of game so I’d rather someone who’s more likely to like it gets the prize :slight_smile: .


#3

Good on you for doing something like this.

I suppose I could get Kraken on a Goliath of an Evolve joke, but I’d have to find the right Support to keep the joke from Assaulting your good senses of humor.


Alright, alright, I’ll stop now.


#4

That did assault our senses of humour so please stop now.

You said it had to be a joke not a joke about evolve so here goes:

If a plane crashed exactly on the border between Mexico and the USA where would you bury the survivors?

Why would you bury the survivors?

It is better in person.


#6

A wife walks into a bar and sees her husband kissing a girl at a booth. She walks up and says “Who is this?!”

The man says “My cousin?”