Good luck cutting this.
this is Phineas Gage, and he’s survived worse, such as this pole through his head.
Behold, the dreaded internet spam! If you click it, it will infect your $2,000 Alienware laptop with malware!
That won’t defeat the spammy virus ad.
Actually, I think I just did.
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That’s ground beef…
How can you tell the difference?
He’s guessing. I’ll bet he’s never seen what a ground piglet looks like.
should have just used bacon rashers
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…I hope you don’t. 
Pork is whiter. That’s definitely beef.
While that is true, I used red food coloring to make the meat itself stand out. That particular piglet was about 7 weeks old, and pretty large for it’s age. The sausages were delicious.
I win because you guys didn’t post any pictures.