I ban @Newf for not spamming till 1000 posts have been met.
I ban @LunarWolf for telling @Newf to spam all over my game one 1000th posts have been met.
I hereby ban @EpicDwarf for banning @LunarWolf for telling @Newf to spam all over his game once 1000 posts have been met.
I ban @ManOfRet because we have 77 more posts to go, and now with this post 76.
Wooo thread is almost there.
I hereby ban @LunarWolf for thinking that this thread will get closed down at 1000 posts, when I refuse to allow that to happen.
I hereby ban @ManOfRet for thinking he has any power over @SteveAdamo and @Geoffers747.
I hereby ban @LunarWolf for thinking that @Geoffers747 and @SteveAdamo have power over all the people who played this game.
I hereby ban @EpicDwarf for not telling @LunarWolf that I actually have incredible seductive powers that can woo the almight FG Adamo and GC Geoffers into not shutting down this thread.
I hereby ban @ManOfRet for being incredibly seductive and wooing anyone who get in his way.
I hereby ban @LunarWolf because @SteveAdamo probabaly wonât shut down this thread, just like how @Geoffers747 said that he was going to shut it down when it hit 747 posts, and he didnât shut it down.
I hereby ban @EpicDwarf because @Geoffers747 said he would lock this thread just before alpha 1 releases.
I hereby ban @LunarWolf for not realizing that in order to lock this thread, the evil moderators mods @SteveAdamo and @Geoffers747 would have to fight @ManOfRet and his magical wooing powers!
I hereby ban @EpicDwarf for not realizing that the moderators have a secret weapon.
A blindfold!
I ban @LunarWolf for spoiling their secret weapon! It was a secret!
I ban @Alfie for not realizing that @ManOfRet and I have a secret weapon. Weâre not telling you because, well, itâs a secret.
I ban @EpicDwarf because he can not possibly have a secret weapon.
I ban @LunarWolf for not beliving in the obvious.
I ban @EpicDwarf for not realizing the obvious conclusion to this witty banterâŚ
I ban @SteveAdamo for 1000 post could not come sooner.
61 more post to go.
I ban everyone who wants to shut this game down. You canât ban the thread that probably has the most posts in the whole Stonehearth discourse forum.