Yeah, the interface is pretty much impenetrable.
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Tell me about itā¦
Just finished the Saga Of BoatMurdered! Thoroughly enjoyed it! The Laughs and the sorrows.
Itās quite a riveting taleā¦ one of the best of Dwarven history.
True Dat!
Fillerā¦
Here you go!
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This thread is dying, Fast! And it needs a revive!
Here is your revive:
I have discovered how to play dwarf fortress!
I have conquered!
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Need reinforcements?
Itās either a portrait of @Geoffers747 or a dwarven butcherā¦ itās hard to tell the difference, really.
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Dwarven Team Fortress II
Caaarp! Beware the Caaaaarp! 
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Speaking of carp,The closest river to me is swarming with them. How do I kill them without getting rid of the river?
Lava. Or doomsday weapons of that sort.
Meanwhile, Iāve been playing adventure mode. One particular quest caught me a bit off guard.
The story picks up with Haley AncientAshes the Armored Angel. A Lasher whoās most likely a demigoddess.
Asking around, she had found that many villagers had a problem. A supernatural problem.
Oh dearā¦ Where is this beast located?
Ohā¦ Gulp Corruptpit. Helluva name.
Usu Seahelp? Also a helluva name, but in a less threatening, more hilariously sad manner.
Oh my, maybe he is a dire threat after allā¦ Whats he done exactly?
He killedā¦ a rabbit. To terrorize you. Really? Is that all?
Oh, my mistake. He killed two rabbits. Sighs
Alright, Iāve been relegated to supernatural pest control. Perfect.
Some Adventuring Occurs
I accidentally fought off an ambush while lying in the dirt.
More Adventuring Occurs
After purchasing a better whip, I stumbled into the lair of this terrifying creature, and foundā¦
ā¦
Iām sorry, I donāt think Iāve read that right.
Usu Seahelp. Every city, town, and village is terrified of Usu Seahelp, the Were-Antelope bunny murderer.
I brought him down with one strike to the upper legs followed by a solid strike to the skull.
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Oooooo, I want to take some pics of my epic fortress, How do you take pictures?
I do fn then Prt sc to ake a screen shot of my whole screen, do a quick Ctrl V into paint, then just do a little bit of cropping to highlight what I want shown.
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Thanks @SirCamOfRon,
So here it is:
The river is filled with carp BTW and I am trying to build a bridge across so Caravans can come
Any helpful suggestions?
Suggestions? Yes.
Helpful Suggestions? Depends on your definition of helpful. Actually, it doesnāt, theyāre not helpful.
Iām afraid bridges arenāt my specialty.
Love the fortress though! Looks like youāre doing well!
Everyone is dying of thirst!!! HOW DO I FIX THIS???
i never played the game but according to what i have heard it is probably something bad
ok one but i couldnāt understand the layout
Donāt worry I fixed the miasma problem, Sadly it involved one of my dwarves ending in the trash but who cares?
I still have a beer problem thoughā¦How do I fix that?
@SirCamOfRon, that is the funniest story Iāve heard in a while. 