Just throw a bunch of grenades and bombs at him, Worked for me
Wish Granted but you leave instead,
I wish @SteveAdamo would come back, ever since I granted his wish @Geoffers747 has ruled these forums like a dictator
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Wish granted, but @SteveAdamo rules as a communist dictator.
I wish that I had a Mig-15 in warthunder.
Wish granted, you get a Mig-15 in Warthunder.
See? I can break the rules if I want. I didnât screw you over and destroy your wish.
I wish I was the only one who can break the rules of logic, and this forum game.
Wish granted, you lose all logic and your mind shatters from being unable to use any form of logic. When it rebuilds itself it includes logic to prevent this reoccuring, thus your wish was meaningless.
I wish the Alpha comes out with detailed modding documentation.
Granted, but the documentation is in Latin.
I wish I had $20 dollars (in Bitcoins!)âŚ
P.S. You canât say the price of Bitcoins will drastically drop, because I specified $20 in Bitcoins, which canât change in value (at least directly through market valueâŚ)
Wish granted, but your computer gets hacked and you lose all of your Bitcoins.
I wish I could contain my excitement for the release of Stonehearth.
Done, you lose the ability to feel positive emotion. Too many negative downsides out of that thing to list.
I wish that I could teleport objects smaller than a standard cricket ball at will.
Wish granted, but you can only teleport objects smaller then a standard cricket, you know, the bug?
I wish to have infinite wishes.
Wish granted, but your infinite wishes always have a downfall to them.
I wish for life to be discovered on another planet other than our own.
Wish granted, but the life on the other planet has superior technology, and they decide to destroy Earth.
I wish for the aliens not to destroy Earth, which was all of @LunarWolfâs fault.
Wish granted, the aliens called Mars, Earth.
I wish the aliens to slowly and painfully kill off the human race. 
Granted, but they only kill you.
I wish for everything, in contrast to nothing.
Everything in existence other than you is teleported to inside you, you promptly explode so that everything is just like it was only without you.
I wish for @EpicDwarf to be better at corrupting wishes, his corruption of mine barely affected it.
Done. But he now gets a free wish with no corruption for being better at messing up other peoplesâ wishes.
I wish @EpicDwarf didnât get said âfree wishâ.
Wish granted, instead, everyone getâs free wishes, well, thatâs a lie, because if that happened, everyone here would abuse their wishes, and that would be very bad.
I wish for @ManOfRet to tell me what his avatar is suppose to be.
Done, itâs
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Your free wish was granted, however it required one google search to achieve an identical result wasting the wish.
I wish wood was usable as fuel again in Starbound.
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Wish Granted but there are no more trees
I wish that people would only wish about starbound
Wish granted, but you are banned from it. Forever.
I ban @Dwalus for not making a wishâŚOOPS!! WRONG THREAD!!!
I wish for my dog not to hate me