Wish granted, but Dwarves are still better than Ninjas.
I wish for apple pie!
EDIT: Damit! I’ve got ninja’ed again!!! 
Wish granted, but the apples were rotten.
I wish, Alpha for stonehearth came out right now 
Granted, but it’s full of bugs and it crashes on startup.
I wish for a cookie.
Wish Granted But you get man eating Cookies!
I wish for a Deutsch Reich!
Wish granted, but the Russians destroyed its capital…
I wish for @EpicDwarf to not get a cookie.
Wish granted, but I instead get a brownie with nuts, which I love more than cookies.
I wish for ManOfRet to be banned!
Wish granted, but I got banned for something else.
I wish for Dwarves to go back underground, instead of rising to the surface to steal use our Wi-Fi.
Wish not granted, because I just can.
I do not wish for anything.
Wish granted, you got nothing.
I wish for someone else to play as well!
Wish Granted a Ghost will play with you.
I Wish @ManOfRet would Come back to @Pepe’s minecraft server
Wish Granted but WomanOfRet joined instead.
I wish to rule the WORLD!!! 
Granted, but the world you rule is not Earth, but a uninhabited, useless planet known as Mercury.
I wish to be a moderator of the Stonehearth forums.
Wish granted, but your a moderator of the hearthstone forums.
I wish for the end of civilization!
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Granted, but a new breed of metahumans arise.
I wish for dwarves to magically evaporate!
Wish granted, but… actually, your wish comes entirely true. The only real downside is that they will occasionally fall on your head from rainstorms.
I wish for the Dwarf rain to stop.
Granted, but only two Dwarves stopped. And we all know them…
I wish to for people to guess what game my avatar is from.
Wish Granted a video Game!
I wish for Obama to be impeached!
Wish Granted but…
[quote]
Impeachment does not necessarily result in removal from office; it is only a legal statement of charges, parallel to an indictment in criminal law.
[/quote] (used Wikipedia, so who knows if this is entirely correct.)
I wish for our sun to supernova, turn into a black hole, and subsequently destroy this solar system!
Wish granted! But the wrong star blew up.
I wish for [Stonehearth Pizza!][1] [1]: http://www.stonehearthpizza.com
Wish Granted But the Pizza has Hooves for toppings
I wish for Peanut butter Toast!