After months of searching and searching. I have found that the Illuminati is REAL. Brothers and sisters of earth, we must band together to stop them. The only way we can save the world is to rebuild the soviet union, and commence a campaign to dominate the world. Our time is running short, the Illuminati will soon strike.

If it takes me about...eh... around 4 days to respond to your request for a hint of communism. It's because I am out building my communist army to stop the Illuminati. You can wait, the world is more important.