# Rehabilitation Center For Untitled Minions

**URL:** <https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581>\
**Category:** General Discussion\
**Created:** [March 6, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581 "2014-03-06T15:31:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Avairian](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/avairian/32/47084_2.png) [@Avairian](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Avairian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/1 "2014-03-06T15:31:22Z")

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> **[Pic Suggestion : Chicken System](http://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/pic-suggestion-chicken-system/5560/26?u=avairian)**
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> Those without a title, if you could start your own thread for rehabilitation that @SteveAdamo and I can visit and mock on occasion that would be great. That way we don't have to derail the awesome thread of the officially awesome @Goldmetal ...

**By suggestion of @Geoffers747 I have personally fundeded the Rehabilitation Center For Untitled Minions for all those who do not have titles or who have been promised titles and have seen these promises broken.**

I @Avarian am a pretty cool dude. I develop a mod, which I call [Nihonjin](http://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/nihonjin-avairians-japanese-reskin-mod-download-now/2289), and I am the Leader of the [Japanese Empire](http://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/map-game-awesomeness/5413). I take my role of bringing my sarcastic comments to this discourse seriously and I am also one of the “Mean Mods” on Radiant’s Twitch channel. Also I am the self-proclaimed (and @SteveAdamo proclaimed me too at some point) Japanese expert/guru of the discourse.

@SteveAdamo has taken note of these feats and my awesomeness and had promised me a title on many occasions. However, as I sit here and type this out for the world to see, I still do not have a title. I have been irreparably damaged by this horrible incident and my creative side has all but washed up because of it.

**Please share your similar stories here to help one another cope with this growing epidemic.**

😉

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**Author:** ![Vaurature](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/vaurature/32/3320_2.png) [@Vaurature](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Vaurature)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/2 "2014-03-06T15:33:52Z")

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lolwhat? I feel like this will be hilarious to read through.

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**Author:** ![thorbjorn42gbf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/thorbjorn42gbf/32/4774_2.png) [@thorbjorn42gbf](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/thorbjorn42gbf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/3 "2014-03-06T15:37:55Z")

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oh it is okay.  
don,t cry. 😄  
here take a cookie 🍪

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**Author:** ![Avairian](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/avairian/32/47084_2.png) [@Avairian](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Avairian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/4 "2014-03-06T15:40:37Z")

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> [@thorbjorn42gbf](#):
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> here take a cookie

I hope that’s an egg free cookie!

If not then I hope your trying not to put me out of my misery. (I’m allergic to eggs lmao)

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**Author:** ![thorbjorn42gbf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/thorbjorn42gbf/32/4774_2.png) [@thorbjorn42gbf](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/thorbjorn42gbf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/5 "2014-03-06T15:43:11Z")

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we will never know if you don,t eat it 🙊

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**Author:** ![Avairian](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/avairian/32/47084_2.png) [@Avairian](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Avairian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/6 "2014-03-06T15:44:23Z")

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> [@thorbjorn42gbf](#):
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> we will never know if you don,t eat it

-om noms cookie;  
Hmmmmmm. . .

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**Author:** ![thorbjorn42gbf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/thorbjorn42gbf/32/4774_2.png) [@thorbjorn42gbf](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/thorbjorn42gbf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/7 "2014-03-06T15:48:09Z")

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aaand there were… wait for it.

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**Author:** ![Avairian](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/avairian/32/47084_2.png) [@Avairian](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Avairian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/8 "2014-03-06T15:50:32Z")

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Well I think I’m going to be fine!  
~ten minutes later~  
-falls over;  
😨

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**Author:** ![thorbjorn42gbf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/thorbjorn42gbf/32/4774_2.png) [@thorbjorn42gbf](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/thorbjorn42gbf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/9 "2014-03-06T15:53:38Z")

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…no eggs in it 😃

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**Author:** ![jollins](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/jollins/32/65610_2.png) [@jollins](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/jollins)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/10 "2014-03-06T15:54:51Z")

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> [@thorbjorn42gbf](#):
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> here take a cookie

that cookie looks sad… ☹

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**Author:** ![Vaurature](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/vaurature/32/3320_2.png) [@Vaurature](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Vaurature)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/11 "2014-03-06T16:12:27Z")

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Heh, it really does… I wonder if that was intentional or not?

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**Author:** ![Alfie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/alfie/32/45781_2.png) [@Alfie](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Alfie)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/12 "2014-03-06T16:14:32Z")

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_I’m not sure if I count for this… but…_

I am @Alfie, but you can call me @Alfie. I develop a mod called **More Trees Mod** , which can be found if you [click here](http://moretreesmod.eu). I also founded the Candyland Mod which is maintained by @Relyss.

@SteveAdamo once hired me as his _exectutive_ assistant, one that is title worthy. I had said title for a decent amount of time, but then the evil loving @SteveAdamo removed it from me due to the fact that people could get a little bit jealous (looking at you, @EpicDwarf). He promised me my position back, however I never got it back. _And I still work for him._ Because of this, I cannot make my award-winning (by Steve’s standards) hot chocolate anymore.

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**Author:** ![Smokestacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@Smokestacks](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Smokestacks)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/13 "2014-03-06T16:29:07Z")

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I am @Smokestacks, a pretty active forum member and like to consider myself reasonably helpful. I flag plenty of posts, I also moderate Radiant’s Twitch channel, I- oh wait.

I am kidding of course, I am currently on my 3rd title. You peasants amuse me.

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**Author:** ![Avairian](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/avairian/32/47084_2.png) [@Avairian](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Avairian)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/14 "2014-03-06T16:32:40Z")

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> [@Smokestacks](#):
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> I am currently on my 3rd title. You peasants amuse me.

For one your forgetting that I am not a peasant, I am Samurai born.

Also what makes you so special to get a title?! I’m a mod too ☹

> [@Alfie](#):
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> He promised me my position back, however I never got it back. And I still work for him. Because of this, I cannot make my award-winning (by Steve’s standards) hot chocolate anymore.

So much feels. . .

This sounds like a horrible situation! The world needs your hot chocolate! Do you by chance happen to also make hot white chocolate?

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**Author:** ![Smokestacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@Smokestacks](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Smokestacks)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/15 "2014-03-06T16:38:10Z")

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> [@Avairian](#):
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> Also what makes you so special to get a title?! I’m a mod too ☹

~~Well the first two were for making finalist in the writing and modelling competitions, and the one I have now is because Steve and Geoffers said they might need some help in December when the Alpha was released and if I have a title to say that I’m helping out answering questions then they’re more likely to accept my answer.~~

I’m awesome.

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**Author:** ![Alfie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/alfie/32/45781_2.png) [@Alfie](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Alfie)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/16 "2014-03-06T16:38:24Z")

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Oh yes! I did indeed make hot white chocolate… and dark… and both… well I can make any hot chocoate!

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**Author:** ![thorbjorn42gbf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/thorbjorn42gbf/32/4774_2.png) [@thorbjorn42gbf](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/thorbjorn42gbf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/17 "2014-03-06T16:42:13Z")

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you can get a cookie too 🍪

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**Author:** ![Newf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/newf/32/43487_2.png) [@Newf](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Newf)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/18 "2014-03-06T16:42:49Z")

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@Avairian I know how it feels, I have been on this forum since before @Smokestacks was even on the forum (I think, correct me if I am wrong). Have pulled off daring feats involving a Red Feast and being a Dog able to use a computer and have still not got a title. At this point I would settle for “Person who whines about not having a title too much.”

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**Author:** ![Alfie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex022/user_avatar/discourse.stonehearth.net/alfie/32/45781_2.png) [@Alfie](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Alfie)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/19 "2014-03-06T16:54:05Z")

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I’d give you ‘Man’s Worst Enemy’… 😉

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**Author:** ![Smokestacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/97f17d/32.png) [@Smokestacks](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/u/Smokestacks)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/rehabilitation-center-for-untitled-minions/5581/20 "2014-03-06T17:00:22Z")

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> [@Newf](#):
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> I think, correct me if I am wrong

Wrong you are, I joined on the 30th May, yours says June 18th. 😛

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